Mar 9, 2009
Like father, like son... help us all!
It is no secret that I have a tendency to do things at night and not remember. Often I will "snack" while asleep, talk while I sleep (to include arguing with Annie) and sleep walk. I can honestly say that when it comes to sleep walking and not knowing what one does while asleep, Garret takes the cake! Last night I had just fallen asleep when I hear Annie say, "Watcha doin buddy?" In my sleepy state I lift my head, roll over and look to where I expect to see Garret. What I saw was unexpected. Garret pulled down his pants and started peeing all over the floor of the bedroom. Surprised and shocked I start to get out of bed while saying, "Garret what are you doing." Garret turns directly towards me and promptly "finishes" by peeing all over my leg. The boy was standing there, eyes closed and asleep. Annie took him into his room and he never woke up. As I cleaned up the floor I couldn't help but to laugh. ( I am laughing now as I type this.) I will remember last night forever and hope I can use this story to embarrass him in the future!
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Jason, that is so darn funny!
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